People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.

They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.