Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If you get in there in New York, you're working eight times a night sometimes. Who's going to be funny, the guy who works once a week, or the guy working eight times a night?
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?