Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
America, I appreciate you liking me.
Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.