Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on TRL? A weak person can not get here and talk to you. Ain't no weak people talking to you. So what is happening in Hollywood? Nobody knows! The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person, so they're crazy. That's bullshit. These people are not crazy, they're strong people. Maybe the environment is a little sick.

My generation is under-entertained.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.