If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

I think one artist to another artist, the best compliment you can pay one another, because the part of you that is inspired or creates something, to write a joke or a song, that's like the God-like part of a person.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.