They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff.

I would go to work on the show and I felt awful every day, that's not the way it was. ... I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.