With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something. But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.