Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so you chuck it, or you just get sick of saying it. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.