I got my hat pulled up low and no one can really see me. I'm ducked out. People do recognize me, and I have a pretty interesting fan base. It's a diverse group.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

I'm an introspective dude.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.