I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why am I here? What am I doing?"

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.