I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.

I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.