I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they were the majority. So I would argue that it does need to be said.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.