I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.