It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.

What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.