I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.