I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.
David CrossI hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David CrossIt's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.
David CrossI've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
David Cross