I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.