I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.

I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, "Thank you for doing that" - type of reviews. "It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious" - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.