Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.