Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.
That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?
Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.
It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.