The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.

The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.