I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.
Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.
I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.