The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.

Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.