Well a good writer writes, a good musician listens to a lot more than he actually composes, and if you're going to do lyrics - well, there's a Freudian slip. That's not even a slip, that's a Freudian move: I said going to do lyrics. If you really want it to ring true, you'll live it first. Go really get your heart broken!

I grew up on radio, not TV.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train.