The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.
I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.
I've always been very self-motivated.
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.