Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.
I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.
The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!
Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.