Self-tragedy is always a great way to dramatize yourself - ask any teenager.

It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!

In the United States, you can put on a cowboy hat and join the country-western neighborhood. If you're down below 14th Street in New York City, that's bohemian; that's left-wing.

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

Self-tragedy is always a great way to dramatize yourself - ask any teenager.