It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it
Self-tragedy is always a great way to dramatize yourself - ask any teenager.
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.
You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.