Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!

My visions and fantasies are pretty standard. The only difference is I got to do it, while most of us haven't. Beyond that, I'm a pretty standard guy. Give me a gal with a sense of humor, acidic wit, who's read a few books and has a body like a Swedish speed skater, and I'm quite content.

You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.