Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.

Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

In front of the camera and in front of the lens, there's no lawsuits, there's no agent, and there's most frequently no time limits... There's a longevity that's kind of built into it. I spend most of my time behind the scenes, and when it is time to perform, I'm genuinely delighted to do it.