Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

There are only so many letters in the alphabet. When I talk to young musicians or authors and they ask for advice, I say, You gotta learn all the letters of your own personal alphabet. With music, you need to know all the different kinds of music and everything in and around your given instrument.

Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else to do

I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.

A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.