People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!
Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.
Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.
I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.