It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.

It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.

Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.

It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.

Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.