You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!