The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.