The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.

A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train.