Unusual weather for New York City. Today it was 68 and foggy. No, wait a minute, that's me. I'm sorry, that's me.
David LettermanWe thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.
David LettermanBecause Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.
David LettermanPrince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.
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