Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.

I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.

President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'

I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.