Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?
David LettermanDo you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.
David LettermanTed Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before
David LettermanPresident Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
David LettermanEvery day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'
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