There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.

Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

It is cold down in Washington, DC. They had to use an ice scraper on John Boehner's face to get the tears off, it was so cold.

The mayor of Sochi is now saying that there are no gay people in Sochi. So the only thing that is flaming over there now is the Olympic torch.