Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I'm sorry but you're going to have to give up your seats.

I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.