Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

Today is Earth Day. The way I see it, as humans the very least we can do is recycle. A lot of recycling is going on this year. For example, Bushes and Clintons.

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis.

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.