Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now I know this guy is presidential material.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.