Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'

Hillary is in Iowa to listen to what the people are saying - because if you want her to speak, that will cost you $200,000. So she's there listening.

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.

Yesterday, the Senate voted to approve President Clinton's decision to send troops to Bosnia. And they voted to change the name of that mission to "Operation Forget About Whitewater".

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'

Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.