John Boehner - doesn't he look like every guy you've ever seen at a hotel bar? He looks like the kind of guy who licks his thumb when he counts his money.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.

All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.