Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.