Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

Did you hear this? They say now Osama bin Laden and his buddy Mullah Omar have left Afghanistan dressed as women. They dressed up as women and went across the border into Pakistan. I think they're going to make a movie about it. They're going to call it 'Some like it Jihad.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration - going back and forth - finally immigration came in and hauled them both away.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.