Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced he is running for president. Ted Cruz was born in Canada, his father fled to the United States from Cuba, and yet Ted Cruz is against immigration. Isn't that odd?

Over the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think, Canada. And he's so confident that he's started nailing that intern again.

Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.