Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.

Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'