Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't even clean up their gas station restrooms.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

Congratulations to Ohio State, your new college football champions. Coach Urban Meyer may be the greatest football coach of all time. Don't confuse him with New York Mayor Bill de Blasio. That's urban quagmire.