Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.

I think the number one public-relations blunder Osama has made is that he lives in a cave-fortress and if there's one thing we've learned from it's that you can't trust a guy who lives in a cave-fortress -- Lex Luther, Captain Nemo, Dr. Evil. I'm telling you the list goes on.

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question: What language did his brother speak? What was that?

The Russian economy is tanking. It's gotten so bad that today Vladimir Putin had to pawn his stolen Super Bowl ring. And Putin will finance his next invasion on Kickstarter.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.