Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

It is cold down in Washington, DC. They had to use an ice scraper on John Boehner's face to get the tears off, it was so cold.

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im going to start smoking cigars again. I gave them up about a year and a half ago, and I now realize that it may have been my one last fun, interesting thing to do.