A small handgun makes any TV remote control.
Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.
Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis.
I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.
Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.