Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.

The mayor of Sochi is now saying that there are no gay people in Sochi. So the only thing that is flaming over there now is the Olympic torch.

The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.