Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.
People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.