The Bush campaign for re-election has officially begun. They're actually running television commercials. Have you seen any of the television commercials? In one of the commercials, you see George Bush for thirty seconds. In another commercial, you get to see George Bush for sixty seconds - kind of like his stint in the National Guard.
David LettermanKrispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.
David LettermanDonald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.
David LettermanOne day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.
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