Sarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin believes the government shouldn't tell us what to do. Sarah Palin believes she should tell us what to do.

Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?