It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

Yesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy. A big stink because the president's chewing gum. And you think, the Chinese are so easygoing about human rights. What's the problem?