It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

Pope Francis is going to go to Washington, D.C., to address Congress. He believes the New England Patriots have been deflating his giant hat.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.

Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.