We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.
David LettermanIt was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.
David LettermanFall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David LettermanHolyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.
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