Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.
David LettermanCongratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote, and one percent of the vote went for last-minute candidate Frank Lautenberg.
David LettermanIncredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.
David LettermanThe White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?
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