Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.
David LettermanPresident Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
David LettermanNumber one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis.
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