To save energy, New York City is now dimming the lights of the skyscrapers and the skyline at night. There's a bad side to this. If you need Batman, you have to text him.

In a recent interview, Howard Dean admitted that he used to drink and smoke pot. So, now all he needs to put him over the top is a sex scandal.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.