Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.

George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

Sunday is the Academy Awards. Every time an actor says, 'I didn't expect this,' Ruth Bader Ginsburg will do a shot.

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

Here's some news from Afghanistan. We're sending more troops to seal up the borders. Can we try that here? Three months, 12,000 pounds of bombs and billions and billions of dollars and the highest ranking enemy we've captured so far is an American.