Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.

Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.

And tar is washing up onto the beaches - big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket.

Because you think an explosion has taken place and you're looking at the shards and you say, 'Well, can we put this back together?' And by God, maybe you can put it back together. And maybe it won't be the same, but maybe it will be different, and maybe it can even be better in a different way.