There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
David LettermanThe general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.
David LettermanHere's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.
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