Vladimir Putin said the tanks that you see rolling through the streets are just part of the closing ceremonies of the Olympics.
David LettermanTo save energy, New York City is now dimming the lights of the skyscrapers and the skyline at night. There's a bad side to this. If you need Batman, you have to text him.
David LettermanMitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'
David LettermanThe White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?
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