An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'

New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He's almost certainly running, and I'm almost certainly retiring, so I don't care.

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.