Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full eight years of sleep.
David LettermanToday, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.
David LettermanFall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David LettermanI have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.
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