Bad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is they think now that the oil spill will be diluted by the melting ice caps.
David LettermanDonald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.
David LettermanToday was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers.
David LettermanArnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.
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