I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City.

I love the protests. And if you think about it, what better way to send a message to Wall Street than by sitting in a pup tent banging on a drum.

Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.

The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.