That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.
David LettermanTed Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before
David LettermanAny online gamblers here? Well, Congress is looking in shutting that down.There's going to be a massive congressional investigation of online gambling and they're going to shut it down. And when they get done with that, they're going to look into this North Korean thing.
David LettermanOur guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.
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