Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.
David LettermanYou know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.
David LettermanThe last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag
David LettermanAny online gamblers here? Well, Congress is looking in shutting that down.There's going to be a massive congressional investigation of online gambling and they're going to shut it down. And when they get done with that, they're going to look into this North Korean thing.
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