The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
David LettermanThey're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.
David LettermanNewt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.
David LettermanThere was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.
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