Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

The Russian economy is tanking. It's gotten so bad that today Vladimir Putin had to pawn his stolen Super Bowl ring. And Putin will finance his next invasion on Kickstarter.

Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.